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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52653
Enchantments Applied:	158	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	637
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2050	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	4614	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	5021	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crops Grown:	6875	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	107/900	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6138
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2