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NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Crops Grown:	7397
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	5855	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	250	New Chunks Explored:	379925

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Post-Coitus Craft

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

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HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

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omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1