Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4134 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2282 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4640 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crops Grown: 1846
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Crops Grown: 1154
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Potions Brewed: 71

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.
    What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
    Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
    Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
    Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
    Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
    Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

    Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
    How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
    How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

    See you in-game 😉

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ores Mined: 3390 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magic Items Found: 3186
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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