Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	2990	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Campfire

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The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

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1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

Overview
If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.

What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I respawn after I die?	No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
How do I navigate without accurate coordinates?	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
How can I contribute to the server community?	Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

See you in-game 😉

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	971301	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WaveCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Do you want to showcase your Resonator skills like never before? Then come on over and meet The Shorekeeper, the legendary guardian of the waves who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Version 1.3 and witness The Shore’s End, a place where the impossible becomes possible and the unimaginable becomes reality. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

Explore our mind-blowing map that will leave you speechless. From hidden treasures to secret passageways, there’s always something new to discover at Wuthering Waves.

And don’t forget to track all the craziness with our Convene Tracker, because you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Join us for our epic events, including the Resonator Banner featuring The Shorekeeper, the Weapon Banner with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, and the Parade of Stars leveling event that will take you to new heights of awesomeness.

Check out our timeline and rewards to see what epic loot you can score, and don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for even more goodies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Express yourself with our collection of emotes that will make your friends jealous, and add them to your /wuwa/ Friends List to show off your cool new moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves, where the adventure never ends and the laughs never stop. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyLessons

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Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Paws & Pixels Server

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so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, BLOCK, Business, Choices, critical thinking, decision analysis, Decision making, decision support, Dilemma, Entrepreneurship, Financial Planning, market research, Minecraft, opportunity assessment, Options, Planning, problem solving, risk assessment, smp, strategy, uncertainty, well, which will it be?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.