Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Potions Brewed: 183
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Crops Grown: 5815 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2903 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

    CashBackSibMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 210 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

    SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
    yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

    imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

    come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

    ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
    LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 105 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8344
    Farms Harvested: 939 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 355 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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