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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	7609	New Chunks Explored:	822792
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	802	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	7854	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	5419
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	434	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19