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CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9686	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	196	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8289	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	3316
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8845	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Farms Harvested:	422	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2