SlimCraftSquad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Farms Harvested:	763	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8093	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5178	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	157

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Farms Harvested:	955
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ores Mined:	1261
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Crops Grown:	8601
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5429
Villages Defended:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	372	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1547	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0