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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Towns Built: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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