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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8327 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7010 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2318 |
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