Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, Anarchic, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, Discord, Fast-paced, Feedback, invite, Join, Kit, Leaderboards, Linkout, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PvP, Pvpserver, RemoteUrl, Server, Shopkeepers, Version, WeCanGoCrying, XYZ

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

college, dropout, dropout consequences, dropout impact, dropout intervention, dropout prevention, dropout prevention initiatives, dropout prevention programs, dropout prevention resources, dropout prevention strategies, dropout rate, dropout recovery, dropout solutions, dropout statistics, dropout support, education, Gab, Minecraft, response, smp, University

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3310
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ComebackCraft SMP

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback burns, comeback examples, comeback insults, comeback jokes, comeback lines, comeback moments, comeback one liners, comeback quotes, comeback retorts, comeback stories, ComebackCraft, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult comeback, quick comeback, savage comeback, smp, snappy comeback, witty comeback

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	185	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7954	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	7734	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.