Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mines Excavated:	4791	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	7508
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Potions Brewed:	171
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3674

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crops Grown:	6404
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	2014
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	5147
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	8418
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	101
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1077
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.