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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6866 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.