SleepyCraft: Where even the mobs are more awake than you! 🛏️💤

1. bed, awake, bewitched, CHANGED.., charms, deepthroats, Dormitory, Draft, Ejaculate, erection, expelled, fellatio, fireplace, Good Night, Lick, maternally, mobs, naked, orgasm, PAJAMAS, pulsating, Robes, Shivering, Sleep, SleepyCraft, Spell, TESTICLES, warm up

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server, where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild adventure filled with spellbinding surprises and enchanted encounters.

Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7628	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Potions Brewed:	101	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6312	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	572346	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	480	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Towns Built:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4289
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	8897

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!