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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Villages Defended: 8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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