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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8496 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.