Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	251
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ores Mined:	5262
Emeralds Found:	8225	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ores Mined:	4795	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Animals Bred:	112	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	76	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	15

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3933	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	4555	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	212	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6702
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ores Mined:	1889
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!