SlavCraft: Where we unite blocks instead of countries! Join now and build your way to world domination!

blocks, BUILD, common heritage, Countries, cross-border cooperation, cultural diversity, cultural identity, Domination, eastern europe, ethnic pride, ethnic solidarity, geopolitical strategy, historical movements, international relations, Join, nationalism, Pan-Slavism, political ideology, regional cooperation, regional integration., Shared values, SlavCraft, Slavic nations, Slavic unity, unite, unity in diversity, unity through diversity, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, we’ve gathered all the Slavs under one glorious flag! From the vodka-loving Russians to the squatting Ukrainians, we’ve got them all!

Join us for epic battles where instead of swords, we fight with bottles of kvass and tracksuits! Build your own babushka-approved village complete with a banya for all your relaxation needs. And don’t forget to pay tribute to our fearless leader, Comrade Steve, who rules with an iron fist…and a bottle of vodka.

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild ride through the Slavic lands. Just be prepared for cheeki breeki mayhem like you’ve never seen before!

BabyBlockersMC

abusive behavior, baby names, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, family conflict, family dynamics, father in-law, generational differences, guilt trips, in-laws, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationship struggles, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, standing up for oneself, support from parents, support system

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think they can control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and outrageous baby name disputes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!

Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?

With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	201	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	3180
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	404	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	2068
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	5311
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9500	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!