Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
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