LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 57 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Buildings Constructed: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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