LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Potions Brewed: 38 Towns Built: 9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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