LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Alien Abductions: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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