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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4800 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Farms Harvested: | 333 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 859471 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!