LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Star Shards Collected: 139
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Dimension Hops: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 631168

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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