LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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