Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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