Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY