Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 15 Animals Bred: 29
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Star Shards Collected: 259
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
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