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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ores Mined:	590
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	598875	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	149
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Ores Mined:	4891	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	5358
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4