| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3505 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7668 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7262 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8224 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 28 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4283 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 167 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 852 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 104 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7386 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2677 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9304 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2872 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1262 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1114 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9933 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5063 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2492 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8005 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5644 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
