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Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4966	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	8024	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6819	Potions Brewed:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	902	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5923	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Join us for some epic discussions and link up with other Vtuber fans from around the globe. Don’t miss out on the Tsunderia Extended, Kiki Main Thread, and V&U + Korean Vtubers Thread! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, so come on and join the madness!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchantments Applied:	51
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	6774	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	128	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	9384
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6