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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2393 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!