SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	167

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	967992	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	8024
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	70020
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Towns Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	2537
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	121

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	121	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	866
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3625	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.