so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, like seriously dude. you gotta join cuz like, this study found that if you play on this server, your non-cognitive skills will like, totally skyrocket and you’ll be a freakin’ genius in no time. like, who needs school when you got this server, amirite? plus, like, there’s some crazy genetic factors at play here that will make you a minecraft master in no time. like, N = 10,000 players already on this server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and become a minecraft legend, bro!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Mines Excavated: 2842 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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