Our server is PvP dominant. its a very competitive economy based server. our focus is to make the serever as fun as possible while still keeping the vanilla aspect of minecraft. See you in-game!
Our server is PvP dominant. its a very competitive economy based server. our focus is to make the serever as fun as possible while still keeping the vanilla aspect of minecraft. See you in-game!
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!
– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!
– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.
– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.
So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?