SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 165 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 117 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 456156 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4602 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
