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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3418 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 202 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3208 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…