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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 361 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6970 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…