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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1982 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…