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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7757 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…