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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5138 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5901 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Magic Items Found: | 8828 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…