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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5013 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7212 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…