come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!
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Brit Feel Craft 1.20.1
Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that is all about Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs! Why? Because where else can you fulfill your need for self-actualization by building epic structures and conquering the virtual world? Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can make virtual friends who will help you reach the tippity top of that pyramid? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in the most bizarre and pixelated way possible! -
CraftingChaosIntoFun
Have you ever been griefed so hard in Minecraft that you cried actual tears? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we believe that the best creations come from the ashes of destruction. So come join us and turn your grief into gold!But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Olympics”, where players compete to see who can get blown up the most times in a single game. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted TNT block and bragging rights for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand in their way? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us today and turn your bad situations into epic adventures!
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NoXmas4UnpopMen
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the anti-christmas protests in japan, where ‘unpopular men’ couldn’t even fill out paperwork right. instead, come build a snowman with us and spread holiday cheer in a virtual world where paperwork doesn’t exist. who needs real life drama when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us? join now and let’s make santa proud!