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Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Yotei’s Ghost Minecraft Server

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Oh, let me tell you about the Ghost of Yotei protagonist on our Minecraft server! This ghostly figure roams the land, haunting players and causing mischief at every turn. But don’t worry, he’s actually a friendly spirit who just wants to play pranks on unsuspecting miners.

Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.

But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2061	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server for some drama-free fun! Unlike real life, you won’t have to worry about accidentally hitting on your friend’s girlfriend here. Our community is full of supportive players who will always hype you up, no matter what you’re wearing in-game. Plus, we have a strict no-cutting-off policy, so you can rest assured that your friendships will remain intact. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Love Letters Sent:	7	Animals Bred:	128
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMILFixer-3%

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Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Divine Spears Created:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChildhoodSayingMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchantments Applied:	238	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

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Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Redstone Revolution

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lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Towns Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchantments Applied:	113	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

China Power Surge

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Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ores Mined:	7156
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7807	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PolitVerse – political rp server Minecraft server

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Politics, clans, states, wars and vanilla survival, you can peacefully play alone. Light RP.

Gameplay Features:– No single spawn, spine in random and periodically changing area (currently on a small island)– Ability to quickly survive with friends – tp requests (/rtp )– Old server version (1.8) and the ability to log in from 1.7 to 1.21. The focus is not on game mechanics, but on political opportunities and RP.

Create your settlement (3+ players), city (6+ players) or state, develop, fight and impose your ideology/political orientation or faith on others. An online map with borders is planned.

The server has recently opened, and we are still finalizing the regulations and technical components. There are few states and cities, have time to become leaders this season.

Any support, complaints and suggestions are provided in our discord server, all rules of the game and RP:https://discord.gg/8XnFTjUQtc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoor arena filled with insane challenges and torment with blue damage! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you can team up with your friends to take on crazy challenges and earn epic rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

And if you’re looking for a real challenge, don’t miss out on our Total Assault: Kaiten event, where you’ll face off against urban enemies with insane difficulty and torment with yellow damage. It’s a test of skill like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive Umika and Tsubaki guiding you on your journey. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, only on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Giggle Impact Society

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and more to take on epic quests and challenges!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes – you’ll be swimming in Primogems in no time!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro with us! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret weapons along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LunchBlocker2021

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Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about smelly food drama again! Our server is a safe space for all cultures to express themselves through their lunch choices. Bring your stinkiest, most delicious dishes and never be judged for it. Plus, we have a “no neutral lunch policy” so you can eat whatever you want without fear of backlash. Join now and never feel like “that person” in the office again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RespawnWithBae

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If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.