Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 7204 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • OoneBlock

    OoneBlock

    Ooneblock.minehut.gg ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Welcome to OoneBlock, currently the Best running OneBlock server on Minehut, it is a very simple vanilla based oneblock with various methods to grind and grow your island and be one of the Tops.

    The server is 4 weeks old, so hurry and join now and make tons of money and race to the top from Dailys, selling items either on AuctionHouse or Trade with players, Crates, Boss and many more methods you will discover once you join! so what are you waiting for?

    We are now in need of staff members and more help

    Join now on Ooneblock.minehut.gg – Discord: https://discord.gg/MqbsGtpZ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

    IP squeejcraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

    SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

    To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

    For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

    Rules

    • Be respectful. Be chill
    • No discrimination
    • No arguing or fighting
    • Hacking is not allowed
    • X-Ray is not allowed
    • Griefing is not allowed
    • Stealing is not allowed
    • Avoid swearing if possible
    • No excessive overbreeding
    • No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
    Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
    How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
    Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Items Found: 4351
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silly Furball Minecraft Server

    Silly Furball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1233
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 240 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

    Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

    Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

    So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 165 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSisNoHouse

    NoSisNoHouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

    Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Potions Brewed: 35 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6569
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9593 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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