Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Zombie Dances: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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