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Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2585
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	653723
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyNoobsdojo

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Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	145	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	6603	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeddingBellsMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	916018	Mines Excavated:	3019
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	99
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

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Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftFaveYTuber

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Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

No Bone Boner Land

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6