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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4719 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 |
Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8359 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.
And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!