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Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	5015	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	New Chunks Explored:	293670
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	908	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	2229
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3965	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6730
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4594
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	3473	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	3