SisInLawSux – Need a Break! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4581	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Magic Items Found:	4642
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Farms Harvested:	394
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Buildings Constructed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9329	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	8029	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	914
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	4764
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9680

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0